THIS IS JUST AMAZING! The description from the user who posted it:
"here's the thing. I made this, back in '87, because I was totally in love with this girl Heidi, and I was going to send it too her. after finishing it, I regained my sanity and this went into my "skeleton" closet never to be seen again. Recently(being right before I moved out to LA in November of 06), I started to think, what the hell? It's totally embarrassing but so f'ing what? If you can't laugh at stuff like this then you might as well be dead. dead I say!"